Riddle:
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
Answer: She wasn't in the moo-d.
Riddle:
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Answer: Time to get the clock fixed
Riddle:
What do you call a girl who's more than an eight hot and less than a five crazy?
Answer: A unicorn because they don't exist.
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a canary?
Answer: A very messy cage.
Riddle:
What do spiders eat with their dinner?
Answer: Corn on the cobweb.
Riddle:
What did the falling space rock say when it landed on a pig farm?
Answer: Move over bacon, here comes something Meteor!
Riddle:
What did Obi-Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Answer: Use the forks (force).
Riddle:
Why did the clock get arrested?
Answer: Because it struck twelve.
Riddle:
What is the monkey's favorite month?
Answer: Ape-bril.
Riddle:
Is it hard to spot a leapard?
Answer: No, they come that way.
Riddle:
What is William Herschel famous for?
Answer: He saw Uranus.
Riddle:
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
Answer: A mountain with mountainears
Riddle:
Why was the ocean arrested?
Answer: Because it beat upon the shore.
Riddle:
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
Answer: "I love you watts and watts."
Riddle:
What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
Answer: A Hersheys baaa.
Riddle:
How do cowboys ride steers?
Answer: With Steer-ing wheels.
Riddle:
How do pizza pies get delivered?
Answer: By pie-cycle.
Riddle:
What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
Answer: Hardened criminals.
Riddle:
Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
