Riddle:
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle:
What driver never gets arrested?
Answer: A screw driver.
Riddle:
Where do fish go for vacation?
Answer: Fin-land.
Riddle:
What do octopuses take on camping trips?
Answer: Tent-acles.
Riddle:
What do you call a tavern of blackbirds?
Answer: A crowbar.
Riddle:
Why is a crash of thunder like a jeweler?
Answer: Because both make the ear-ring.
Riddle:
How do rabbits travel?
Answer: By hare-plane.
Riddle:
What did the blanket say to the mattress?
Answer: "I've got you covered."
Riddle:
Which bow can't be tied?
Answer: A rainbow.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Answer: Jurassic pork!
Riddle:
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Answer: His parents were in a jam.
Riddle:
Why did the toilet paper roll roll down the hill?
Answer: To get to the bottom.
Riddle:
What do you call a pickle that delivers mail?
Answer: A dill-ivery man!
Riddle:
Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?
Answer: It doesn't want to come out spotless.
Riddle:
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer: Meals on wheels!
Riddle:
Where do pilots keep their personal things?
Answer: In air pockets.
Riddle:
Did you hear that David lost his ID in a holiday?
Answer: Now we just have to call him 'Dav'.
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Riddle:
Who is the boss in the dairy factory?
Answer: The big cheese.
