Riddle:
What driver never gets arrested?
Answer: A screw driver.
Riddle:
What did the blanket say to the mattress?
Answer: "I've got you covered."
Riddle:
What do you call a tavern of blackbirds?
Answer: A crowbar.
Riddle:
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A Porkchop.
Riddle:
What does a male sheep do when he is angry?
Answer: He goes on a ram-page.
Riddle:
Which bow can't be tied?
Answer: A rainbow.
Riddle:
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Answer: His parents were in a jam.
Riddle:
Why is a crash of thunder like a jeweler?
Answer: Because both make the ear-ring.
Riddle:
What do octopuses take on camping trips?
Answer: Tent-acles.
Riddle:
Why did the toilet paper roll roll down the hill?
Answer: To get to the bottom.
Riddle:
Why did the squirrel lay only its back on the river?
Answer: To keep its "nuts" dry.
Riddle:
What do you call a pickle that delivers mail?
Answer: A dill-ivery man!
Riddle:
How do rabbits travel?
Answer: By hare-plane.
Riddle:
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Answer: Ian.
Riddle:
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer: Meals on wheels!
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Riddle:
Where do fish go for vacation?
Answer: Fin-land.
Riddle:
Where do pilots keep their personal things?
Answer: In air pockets.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
