Riddle:
What has four eyes and runs south?
Answer: The Mississippi River.

Riddle:
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What is it?
Answer: It is a Stapler.
Riddle:
What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
Answer: A deck of cards.

Riddle:
What building has the most stories?
Answer: The library.

Riddle:
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What did you eat?
Answer: Corn on the cob.
Riddle:
I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it.
What is it?
Answer: A splinter.

Riddle:
A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimy all throughout.
What are we?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle:
On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: It was a Submarine.
Riddle:
I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be. What is it?
Answer: The word "Few".
Riddle:
What word is right when pronounced wrong, but is wrong when pronounced right?
Answer: The answer is wrong think about it.
Riddle:
What a poor man has, a rich man wants and if you eat it you die?
Answer: Nothing.
Riddle:
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Riddle:
What has 88 teeth but never brushes them?
Answer: A Piano.
Riddle:
What lives as long as it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: Fire.
Riddle:
Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me. What am I?
Answer: "Your word".
Riddle:
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer: Soap operas.
Riddle:
What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.