Riddle:
What kind of rocks are found in the Mississippi River?
Answer: Wet ones.
Riddle:
What brightens your day when it's dark, although it's usually in the shade?
Answer: A lamp.
Riddle:
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer: Meals on wheels!
Riddle:
What is good for your bald head?
Answer: Some hair.
Riddle:
What is the last thing you take off before going to bed?
Answer: Your feet from the floor.
Riddle:
I am more powerful than god and more evil than the devil. I am what rich people want and what poor people have. I can never die. What am I?
Answer: I am nothing.
Riddle:
What asks, but never answers?
Answer: An owl.
Riddle:
I have 10 books and I label them with their number. I take seven out to read. How many books are left?
Answer: 9! You have token the book with the label seven!
Riddle:
What's a foot long, made of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?
Answer: A-Shoe.
Riddle:
What did the painter say to his Valentine?
Answer: “I love you with all my art!”
Riddle:
A man flipped a coin 9 times and every single time it landed on heads. If the man flipped the coin again, what is the chance that it lands on heads?
Answer: 50%. It's always 50%.
Riddle:
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Answer: Towels.
Riddle:
What is equal to time, more likely to corrupt, possessed by the rich, needed by the poor, and if taken away, leads to a loss of status?
Answer: Money.
Riddle:
If boiling water is poured into a thick drinking glass as well as a very thin wine glass. Which of the two is more likely to crack?
Answer: The thick glass is more likely to crack since glass is a poor conductor of heat. In a thin glass, the heat passes more quickly from the glass into the surrounding air, causing the glass to expand equally. When hot water is poured into a thick glass, the inner surface expands, but the outer surface does not. It is this extreme stress on the glass that causes it to crack.
Riddle:
What can be forever wound up but never annoyed?
Answer: A jack in the box.
Riddle:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. has a short one. Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope never uses it. What is it?
Answer: A last name.
Riddle:
Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Answer:
Electri-city!
Riddle:
A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short, and tall, But shared among children most of all. What is it?
Answer: A simple smile.
Riddle:
Nothing on the outside Nothing on the inside Light as a feather Yet ten men cannot lift it.
What is it?
Answer: A bubble.
Riddle:
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Answer: Sneakers.
