Riddle:
Every day a biker would carry a bag of sand through a border with a different bike. A policeman would see him and ask what was he stealing. What was the biker stealing?
Answer: Bikes. He came to the border with a different bike everyday.
Riddle:
Which button does not function when being pressed?
Answer: Belly button.
Riddle:
What tells you what you want to hear, but hurts you when the truth is clear?
Answer: A liar.
Riddle:
What does CLASS stand for?
Answer: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
Riddle:
Who is the king of the school supplies?
Answer: The ruler.
Riddle:
Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
Answer: Fallen leaves.
Riddle:
The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?
Answer: A Last Name.
Riddle:
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Riddle:
What is a dog's name with one letter and one number?
Answer: K9 (canine).
Riddle:
What is made out of stone but is soft to touch?
Answer: Sand.
Riddle:
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
Answer: A relationship.
Riddle:
What can climb mountains, cross streams, handle hundreds of feet each day, yet never moves? What is it?
Answer: A trail!
Riddle:
I am a seven letter word containing thousands of letters. What am I?
Answer: Mailbox.
Riddle:
What can chew, but can't eat?
Answer: A train.
Riddle:
A precious stone as clear as a diamond. Seek it out when the suns near the horizon. Though you can walk on water with its power. Try to keep it, and it will vanish in an hour. What am I?
Answer: Ice.
Riddle:
What has four faces, but is not a square or rectangle?
Answer: Mt. Rushmore.
Riddle:
My friend asked, "What rhymes with orange?".
Answer: I said, "No it doesn't".
Riddle:
What is the longest and yet the shortest thing in the world; the swiftest and yet the slowest; the most divisible and the most extended; the least valued and the most regretted; without which nothing can be done; which devours every thing, however small, and yet gives life and spirits to every object, however great?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
What kind of beans can you not grow in a garden?
Answer: Jelly Beans!
Riddle:
What did the two dolphins say after not seeing each other for so long?
Answer: "Long time no sea."
