Riddle:
What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?
Answer: Sandpaper.

Riddle:
What is a ruler's favorite food?
Answer: An inch-elada!
Riddle:
What is the thing that is painful to fall on yet soft to walk on?
Answer: A carpet.

Riddle:
There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good. What are the four brothers?
Answer: Water, Fire, Earth, and Wind.
Riddle:
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind. What is it?
Answer: A Peacock.

Riddle:
What do you buy but you never keep?
Answer: Food.
Riddle:
What's a snowman's favorite food?
Answer: A Brrrr-ger.

Riddle:
What do you serve that you can't eat?
Answer: A tennis ball.
Riddle:
What always goes to bed with shoes on?
Answer: A Horse.
Riddle:
It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
Answer: The moon.
Riddle:
What do you throw out to use and take in when you're done?
Answer: An anchor.
Riddle:
What can be used only once and after it's used it will be gone?
Answer: A bomb!
Riddle:
Soldiers line up spaced with pride, Two long rows lined side by side. One sole unit can decide If the rows will unite or divide. Tell me, tell me, scream it out. What's the thing I talk about?
Answer: A zipper.
Riddle:
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Answer: Tomorrow. Tomorrow is always a day away.
Riddle:
What Is In Front Of A Woman, And The Back Of Cow?
Answer: The Letter W.
Riddle:
I am a riddle that the answer is gone. Get it right, you have until dawn. What is it?
Answer: Gone.
Riddle:
Harley's mother had 7 children. They were named Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. What was the 7th child's name?
Answer: Harley.
Riddle:
Mark my words, and Mark them well, I've a very fine name to tell. I've said it twice, and I'll say it once more. Don't get frustrated, just write the answer down, Make sure you Mark it very well. What's my name?
Answer: My name's Mark.
Riddle:
What is the universe's favorite beverage?
Answer: Infini-tea!