Riddle: What did the baby triangle say to the mommy triangle?
Answer: I’m so acute!
Baby Triangle Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: I always sit with my dragons, all day long, whether it's night or day, no matter what I'm always there with my dragons. If you want to know, these are my dragons, valkOv, Brutus, Snow ghost, mephIstopheles, solDen, gemIni alpha, crystAl, and capricorN. What is my Name? (All dragons are from Dragon Mania Legends!)
Answer: Obsidian! (Every dragon name has a random uppercase letter, putting all the uppercase letters together spells "Obsidian")
A Lady and Her Dragons Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
Answer: The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
What did he buy??? Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: A man took a walk in the park. While on his walk, he came across a stray dog who began growling at him and nipped at his heels. The man pulled a crooked stick from his knapsack, told the dog to, "Fetch!", and then threw the stick. The dog made a mad dash for the stick, then suddenly made a u-turn and ran back to the man ----- without the stick. The man laughed loudly. He then said to the dog, "Let's try this again." Throwing the same stick, the man again yelled, "Fetch!", and the dog took off as before, suddenly made a u-turn, and ran back to the man ----- again without having obtained the stick. The man laughed louder. This same series of events happened over, and over, and over again until the dog finally ----- bit the man on the leg. What was going on here that so infuriated the dog to cause him to bite the man?
Answer: The man had tormented the dog in the park in the past by telling the dog to fetch the crooked stick (wooden boomerang) he carried with him in his knapsack. The dog could never catch the boomerang, which always returned to the man after he threw it, thus frustrating the dog who only wanted to play. What goes around comes around, as they say, with boomerangs and in life.
Dog Day Afternoon Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: Why was the baseball player's food always dirty?
Answer: He always stepped on the plate.
Why was the baseball player's food always dirty Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Answer: Because you can see right through them.
Why are ghosts bad at lying Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: I am as loud as a plane, as precise as a pen, I never run out, even when I'm on end, I can be refilled. But when I stop working, I just need to recharge. I can help you with ink and paper, just tell me when! What Am I?
Answer: A Printer!
The Machine that Spews Ink Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: Mike, Jack, and Jim were triplets. When they were ten a mysterious lady gave them each tickets and said they were time tickets good for a round trip to any time and place. Jim immediately used his ticket to go to 10 mins in the past to get a popsicle. After that he traveled forward 10 mins to the present time. 10 years later Mike used his ticket to travel 30 mins into the past to try and stop a car crash that killed his girlfriend. After he did that he realized he lost his ticket so he just let time catch up to him. 12 years later Jack used his ticket to travel exactly 100 years into the future to see how far tech has advanced. after spending a year in this time he goes back exactly 100 years back into the present. Who is the oldest sibling now?
Answer: Mike, because he went 30 minutes from the past and let time catch up while the others traveled back to the present. Therefore he is older by 30 minutes.
The Time Travelers  Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: Why did everybody like to go out to eat with the librarian?
Answer: She could always book a reservation.
Librarian Friend Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: Why didn't the appliance want to cheer for the sports team?
Answer: He wasn't a fan.
Household Sports Riddle Meme.
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