Riddle: Some people want to meet me, some people don't believe in me, and some people claim to be me. What am I?
Answer: God.
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Riddle: What did the nurse say when he found the rectal Thermometer in his coat pocket?
Answer: Some asshole must have my pen.
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Riddle: Look at the numbers on my face. You won't find 13 any place. What am I?
Answer: A Clock.
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Riddle: Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Answer: To rock in roll!
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Riddle: What kind of a band, never plays music?
Answer: A rubber band!
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Riddle: If you have three you have three, if you have two you have two and if you have one you have none. What am I?
Answer: Choices.
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Riddle: You are trapped in a hallway and there are three rooms to help you get out. One toom is filled with water all the way to the top, another room is on fire, and the last room has a bunch of lions which haven't eaten in 1 month. Which room do you choose?
Answer: The one with the lions because they haven't eaten in 1 month.
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Riddle: It's raining, and you pass a bus stop. There are three people there; your trustworthy friend, the love of your life, and a woman about to go into labor. Your smart car only has two seats. What do you do?
Answer: You first give your keys to your friend and let them take the woman to a hospital, then you wait for the bus with your love.
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Riddle: Two women have just lost ten pounds. One was delighted, while the other was dejected. Why?
Answer: The first woman was an American, and had lost ten pounds in WEIGHT. The second woman was an European, and had lost ten pounds in MONEY.
Lost some pounds Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: I have a back and legs but no body or head. What am I?
Answer: I'm a chair!!
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