Riddle: What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
Answer: A toucan!
No Can Opener Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: Can one bird change a light bulb?
Answer: No, but toucan!
The Bird and the Light Bulb  Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: What do you call a man with no shins?
Answer: Tony.
Man with no shins Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: I stand when I am sitting and I jump when I am walking. What am I?
Answer: A kangaroo.
Sitting and jumping Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Booger or broocoli Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: I have three colors, each with a different meaning. When I'm old they become dull, but when I'm new they are gleaming. I help keep people safe, but sometimes they hate me. You won't see me in a forest, but you will in a big city. Some of me have short lengths, and some of me have long. And in the time that the longest of me take, you could sing a very long song. When my colors change, people get happy or sad, and when you guess what I am, you will be very glad. What am I?
Answer: A Stoplight.
What'll make you glad? Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: A baseball and a bat combined cost $1.10. If the bat costs $1 more than the baseball, how much does the baseball cost?
Answer: If you said $0.10, you're wrong. The answer is $0.05 because the bat, costing $1 more than the baseball, will cost $1.05. $1.05+$0.05 is $1.10.
 A baseball and a bat combined cost $1.10 Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: What do you call a bus full of white kids?
Answer: A twinkie.
this one Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: What has four faces, but is not a square or rectangle?
Answer: Mt. Rushmore.
What has four faces, but is not a square or rectangle Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: When does yesterday come after today?
Answer: When it is in the dictionary.
Yesterday vs Today Riddle Meme.
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