Riddle:
Why can't turtles play baseball?
Answer: They can't run home.
Riddle:
What gets bigger the more you take away?
Answer: A hole.
Riddle:
Why do criminals shower so often?
Answer: They like to make a clean getaway.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a coat and a baby?
Answer: The one you wear, the other you were.
Riddle:
What's the only thing you know for sure is going to happen?
Answer: Dying.
Riddle:
Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle:
Why is the sun like a good loaf of bread?
Answer: Because it's light when it rises.
Riddle:
What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?
Answer: A mirror.
Riddle:
Why was 6 afraid of 9 on new years eve?
Answer: Because 9 ate (eight) 7 6.
Riddle:
What is the scariest side of a haunted house?
Answer: The inside.
Riddle:
Where were English kings usually crowned?
Answer: On their heads.
Riddle:
What has lots of legs and smells nice?
Answer: A scent-ipede.
Riddle:
Which would see most clearly in total darkness? A bat, a tiger, or an owl.
Answer: None. In total darkness it is impossible to see anything.
Riddle:
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
Answer: Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say "on" before the day!!!
Riddle:
When is a boy like a pony?
Answer: When he is a little hoarse.
Riddle:
I sent one part. What is the anagrammed word?
Answer: Presentation.
Riddle:
What do snakes do after a fight?
Answer: They hiss and make up!
Riddle:
What kind of drinks do aliens like best?
Answer: Gravi-tea.
Riddle:
What does DNA stand for?
Answer: National Dyslexics Association.
Riddle:
What usually becomes a woman?
Answer: A little girl.
