Riddle:
A criminal finds out that a doctor digs dead convicts out of their grave to examine their bodies. He figured this would be a great way to escape prison. When no one was looking, he runs to one of the dead convicts' coffin and sneaks in. About 30 minutes after getting buried, the criminal grew impatient. He grabbed a torch out of his pocket and lit it to see who was next to him. He looked to the side and screamed. Why does the criminal scream?
Answer: The doctor's corpse was next to him.
Riddle:
Which bow can't be tied?
Answer: A rainbow.
Riddle:
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
Answer: None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree.
Riddle:
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Answer: Towels.
Riddle:
You use me to clean, but the powerful take me for a ride. What am I?
Answer: A broom.
Riddle:
What goes up and down, but doesn't move an inch?
Answer: Stairs.
Riddle:
What is something we know the moment we are asked, but ultimately can't explain what it is?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
Answer: For the tweet-ment!
Riddle:
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Answer: You call it so-fish-ticated!
Riddle:
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but I need water to live. What am I?
Answer: I am an AI language model designed to answer questions and provide information on a wide range of topics.
