Riddle:
I can bring tears to your eyes; resurrect the dead, make you smile, and reverse time. I form in an instant but last a lifetime. What am I?
Answer: A Memory.
Riddle:
A Rooster laid an Egg. Which way did it roll?
Answer: It didn't. And since when do Roosters lay Eggs?
Riddle:
I stump people, I hurt people's brains. But when people get me, when they understand me, they are satisfied. What am I?
Answer: A riddle.
Riddle:
What kind of bird writes?
Answer: A pen-guin.
Riddle:
What is big and yellow that comes in the morning to make moms day?
Answer: A school bus.
Riddle:
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Answer: Add a g and it's g-one.
Riddle:
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
Answer: A Cupcake.
Riddle:
Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday after noon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?
Answer: The chef killed Mr. Brown because he said he was cooking breakfast but it was a Sunday afternoon.
Riddle:
What number do you get when you multiply all the numbers on a telephone's number pad?
Answer: 0, anything multiplied by 0 will equal zero.
Riddle:
I have a beginning, but no end and I end all things that begin. What am I?
Answer: Death.
