Riddle:
A woman was found dead in a ditch. They picked up her phone and called the first person in her contacts, which was the husband. They called the husband and said, "Hi, your wife was found dead in a ditch, please hurry!" So, the husband came to the ditch and got arrested. Why did he get arrested?
Answer: The husband killed her, because he knew where the ditch was.
Riddle:
A guy and his wife went to the store and left their three children at home. When they returned, all of his children were dead. The au pair said she was reading the newspaper. the maid said she was making the beds, and the butler said he was putting away the groceries. Who did it?
Answer: The butler because the parents went to the store to get the groceries. Therefore, they were out of groceries and there was none to put away.
Riddle:
I'm fast but I'm slow and you can never catch me. What am I?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
When you open me I make a sound. When you close me i make a thud. What am I?
Answer: A door!
Riddle:
I'm flat when I'm new. I'm fat when you use me. I release my gas when something sharp touches me. What am I?
Answer: A balloon.
Riddle:
What did the beaver say to Daniel?
Answer: Dam Daniel!
Riddle:
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps.
Riddle:
A family went to their day house, dropped the kids off, and went to get groceries. When the parents returned, all of the kids were dead. The butler said he was dusting, the maid said she was making the beds, and the nanny said she was unpacking the suitcases. Who did it?
Answer: The maid because it was a day house and there are no beds.
Riddle:
What side of a cat has the most fur?
Answer: The outside.
Riddle:
You walk into your house you see three doors you've never seen before. One vampire bats that will suck your blood. Two zombies that will eat your brain. Three a lion that hasn't eaten for over six months. Which one do you go through?
Answer: Three a lion that hasn't eaten for over 6 months because he would be dead.
