Riddle:
If you eat me, you will die. If you drink me, you will die. I am greater than God, worst than the Devil. What am I?
Answer: Nothing. If you eat nothing, you will die. If you drink nothing, you will die. Nothing is greater then God. Nothing is worst then the Devil.
Riddle:
I come right in front of Earth, at the end of time, and twice in a week. What am I?
Answer: The letter E.
Riddle:
I am found in the sea and on land, but I do not walk or swim. I travel by foot, but I am toeless. No matter where I go, I'm never far from home. What am I?
Answer: A snail.
Riddle:
1. Where do fish go on vacation? 2. Where do songbirds go on vacation? 3. Where do zombies go on vacation? 4. Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation? 5. Where do geometry teachers go on vacation? 6. Where do locksmiths go on vacation?
Answer: 1. Finland 2. The Canary Islands 3. The Dead Sea 4. Turkey 5. Cuba 6. The Florida Keys
Riddle:
Is it hard to spot a leapard?
Answer: No, they come that way.
Riddle:
What 7 letter word is spelled the same way backwards and forwards?
Answer: Racecar.
Riddle:
You have 10 fish. 5 of your fish drowned. 3 came back to life. How many fish do you have left?
Answer: Fish can't drown. (LOL I know, still easy)
Riddle:
You are in a haunted house. But this is an advanced haunted house. The haunted house has electricity. There are three doors. One door leads to a tiger that hasn't eaten for 3 months. Another door leads to an electric chair that has electricity this time. And the last door has a man waiting to chop your head off. Which door do you go through?
Answer: Duh, the door that leads to the tiger that hasn't eaten for three months because wouldn't he have starved to death by now?
Riddle:
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Riddle:
A man was pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts "I'm bankrupt!' Why did the man shout that out?
Answer: Because he was playing Monopoly.
