Riddle: What would you get if you crossed a giraffe with a rooster?
Answer: You'd get an animal that wakes people who live on the top floor.
Riddle: How do elephants speak to each other?
Answer: On 'elephones.
Riddle: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a canary?
Answer: A very messy cage.
Riddle: What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
Answer: It raises a stink.
Riddle: There is an apple 26 feet away from the horse. The chain is 24 feet long. How will the horse get to the apple?
Answer: Easy, just walk there. The chain isn't tied to anything.
Riddle: John works in a butchers shop. He is 1m 25cm tall, wears a size 7 shoes. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
Riddle: How much dirt is in a hole that was dug 5m deep and 6m wide?
Answer: There is no dirt because it was dug out.
Riddle: I descend and ascend. If you go too fast, you can trip on me but if you go too slow, your destination seems like miles away. What am I?
Answer: Stairs.
Riddle: I get fiercely hot. I vary in sizes. Without me, the moon is all we'll see. It's impossible to walk into a room without at least one of me in them. What am I?
Answer: A lightbulb.
Riddle: I can make many people scream yet I can still be seen I make many things grow yet still I can melt the snow. What am I?
Answer: I am fire.