Riddle:
Who can shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
Answer: A barber. He could shave other men three times a day and still grow his own beard.
Riddle:
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Answer: Your breath!
Riddle:
A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
Answer: A centipede flipped over.
Riddle:
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
Answer: A coat of paint.
Riddle:
What has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
Answer: A computer keyboard.
Riddle:
What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter M.
Riddle:
If a train was on its way to Florida and it tipped over, where would they bury the survivors?
Answer: They wouldn't need to, the survivors are still alive!
Riddle:
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Answer: Pride.
Riddle:
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner.
