Riddle:
What kind of ears does an engine have?
Answer: Engine-ers.
Riddle:
Why is your eye like a boy being whipped?
Answer: It is under the lash.
Riddle:
What has legs but cannot walk?
Answer: A chair.
Riddle:
What is the last thing you take off before going to bed?
Answer: Your feet from the floor.
Riddle:
What country would you send a man to for his appetite?
Answer: To Hungary.
Riddle:
What have eyes but cannot see?
Answer: Potatoes.
Riddle:
Why is a crash of thunder like a jeweler?
Answer: Because both make the ear-ring.
Riddle:
When does a public speaker steal lumber?
Answer: When he takes the floor.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?
Answer: One is female, the other is mail-fee.
Riddle:
What is the best thing to put into pies?
Answer: Your teeth.
