Riddle:
What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
Answer: It quacked up.
Riddle:
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
Answer: A fence.
Riddle:
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What is it?
Answer: Corn.
Riddle:
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Answer: Tea-shirts.
Riddle:
I can be cracked. I can be made. I can be told. I can be played.
What am I?
Answer: A joke.
Riddle:
Did you hear about the soldier who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
Answer: He can't find it
Riddle:
How did the pancake hurt itself?
Answer: Doing backflips.
Riddle:
What does Cinderella wear at the beach?
Answer: Glass flippers.
Riddle:
What do you call a little bear who never takes a bath?
Answer: Winnie-the-Phew!
Riddle:
Where do bedtime books sleep?
Answer: Under their covers.
