Riddle:
What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
Answer: He was brain-washed.
Riddle:
You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?
Answer: It's your sister!
Riddle:
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Answer: Because they are stuffed.
Riddle:
I start with the letter e, I end with the letter e. I contain only one letter, Yet I am not the letter e!
What am I?
Answer: An Envelope.
Riddle:
What color is the wind?
Answer: Blew.
Riddle:
To you, rude would I never be, Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
Answer: A dog!
Riddle:
What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Answer: A strawberry! A strawberry is the only fruit that wears its seeds on the outside.
Riddle:
One lady ordered a fast delivery pizza and her order came the next year. How is this possible?
Answer: She ordered the pizza for New Year's Day.
Riddle:
How many hairs are in a bunny rabbit's tail?
Answer: None. They are all outside.
Riddle:
Joe is turning 17 this year, yet he turned 16 yesterday. How is this possible?
Answer: Joe's birthday is on December 31, the last day of the year. The current day was January 1st of the next year.
Riddle:
Why do dragons sleep all day?
Answer: So they can hunt knights! Play on the words "night" and "knight".
Riddle:
If a dog is tied to a piece of rope that is 6m long, how can he reach a bone that is 7m away?
Answer: The other end is not tied to anything.
Riddle:
Stranger: Does your dog bite?
Farmer: Nope.
All of a sudden the dog bites the stranger on the leg. Yet the farmer was telling the truth! How can this be?
Answer: It was not the farmers dog! hahahaha
Riddle:
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
Answer: You don't want to press your luck!
Riddle:
It doesn't bark, it doesn't bite but it still won't let you in the house. What is it?
Answer: A lock.
Riddle:
I saw a man in white, he looked quite a sight. He was not old, but he stood in the cold. And when he felt the sun, he started to run. Please answer me.
Who could he be?
Answer: A Snowman.
Riddle:
When it's alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Answer: A birthday candle.
Riddle:
Saws sing it, We snore it, Bees drone it, And one alone ends the alphabet. What is it?
Answer: Zzzzzzzz.
Riddle:
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Answer: Because he does not feel well.
Riddle:
There is a bus full of people travelling to San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?
Answer: They are all married.
