Riddle:
What instrument does a skeleton play?
Answer: Trombone.
Riddle:
A girl came running home crying because her boyfriend broke up with her. When she got home, she broke her phone and all of the pictures that had her boyfriend in it. What broke first?
Answer: Her heart because of her boyfriend.
Riddle:
What falls often but never gets hurt?
Answer: Snow.
Riddle:
One lady ordered a fast delivery pizza and her order came the next year. How is this possible?
Answer: She ordered the pizza for New Year's Day.
Riddle:
What has a heart but no other organs?
Answer: A deck of cards!
Riddle:
What color is the wind?
Answer: Blew.
Riddle:
What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
Answer: He was brain-washed.
Riddle:
What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Answer: A strawberry! A strawberry is the only fruit that wears its seeds on the outside.
Riddle:
Are you smart? "Yes". How do you spell it? "_____"
Answer: "I-t".
Riddle:
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Answer: The outside.
Riddle:
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
Answer: You don't want to press your luck!
Riddle:
How many hairs are in a bunny rabbit's tail?
Answer: None. They are all outside.
Riddle:
To you, rude would I never be, Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
Answer: A dog!
Riddle:
When it's alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Answer: A birthday candle.
Riddle:
Why do dragons sleep all day?
Answer: So they can hunt knights! Play on the words "night" and "knight".
Riddle:
I hit the tall miss the small. In a flash I am gone. What am I?
Answer: Lightning.
Riddle:
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Answer: Because he does not feel well.
Riddle:
It doesn't bark, it doesn't bite but it still won't let you in the house. What is it?
Answer: A lock.
Riddle:
If a dog is tied to a piece of rope that is 6m long, how can he reach a bone that is 7m away?
Answer: The other end is not tied to anything.
Riddle:
Stranger: Does your dog bite?
Farmer: Nope.
All of a sudden the dog bites the stranger on the leg. Yet the farmer was telling the truth! How can this be?
Answer: It was not the farmers dog! hahahaha
