Riddle:
A girl came running home crying because her boyfriend broke up with her. When she got home, she broke her phone and all of the pictures that had her boyfriend in it. What broke first?
Answer: Her heart because of her boyfriend.
Riddle:
What has a heart but no other organs?
Answer: A deck of cards!
Riddle:
What falls often but never gets hurt?
Answer: Snow.
Riddle:
Where does a snowman keep his money?
Answer: In a snow bank.
Riddle:
I start with the letter e, I end with the letter e. I contain only one letter, Yet I am not the letter e!
What am I?
Answer: An Envelope.
Riddle:
What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
Answer: He was brain-washed.
Riddle:
What color is the wind?
Answer: Blew.
Riddle:
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Answer: The outside.
Riddle:
What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Answer: A strawberry! A strawberry is the only fruit that wears its seeds on the outside.
Riddle:
Are you smart? "Yes". How do you spell it? "_____"
Answer: "I-t".
Riddle:
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
Answer: You don't want to press your luck!
Riddle:
When it's alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Answer: A birthday candle.
Riddle:
To you, rude would I never be, Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
Answer: A dog!
Riddle:
How many hairs are in a bunny rabbit's tail?
Answer: None. They are all outside.
Riddle:
Why do dragons sleep all day?
Answer: So they can hunt knights! Play on the words "night" and "knight".
Riddle:
I hit the tall miss the small. In a flash I am gone. What am I?
Answer: Lightning.
Riddle:
If a dog is tied to a piece of rope that is 6m long, how can he reach a bone that is 7m away?
Answer: The other end is not tied to anything.
Riddle:
It doesn't bark, it doesn't bite but it still won't let you in the house. What is it?
Answer: A lock.
Riddle:
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Answer: Because he does not feel well.
Riddle:
Stranger: Does your dog bite?
Farmer: Nope.
All of a sudden the dog bites the stranger on the leg. Yet the farmer was telling the truth! How can this be?
Answer: It was not the farmers dog! hahahaha
