Riddle:
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
Answer: A submarine sandwich!
Riddle:
What animals would be the best at playing video games?
Answer: An octopus.
Riddle:
What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
Answer: All the difference in the world.
Riddle:
In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
Answer: In Noah's Ark.
Riddle:
What is small, purple, and dangerous?
Answer: A grape with a six-shooter.
Riddle:
When does one become soured?
Answer: When he is in a pickle.
Riddle:
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Answer: Paper towels.
Riddle:
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer: Florence Nightingown.
Riddle:
The pet shop starts with some dogs, then someone comes and takes 1 of the dogs, then another person and their child take 4 dogs. After that a mother, father and their 18 kids adopt 12 dogs. Then the pet shop receaves 3 dogs and someone takes 1, now the pet shop has 2 dogs. How many dogs did they have at the beginning?
Answer: 17 dogs because 17-1=16-4=12-12=0+3=3-1=2.
Riddle:
What animal probably likes doors?
Answer: A doormouse.
Riddle:
Why did the jelly roll?
Answer: It saw the apple turn over.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle:
Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle:
When are eyes not eyes?
Answer: When the wind makes them water.
Riddle:
Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the rest of her money on markers.
How much money did she spend on markers?
Answer: She spent $9.00 on markers.
Riddle:
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Answer: BeeBop.
Riddle:
What does the artist like to draw best?
Answer: His salary.
Riddle:
What does a troll call his apartment?
Answer: Gnome sweet gnome.
Riddle:
No is to negative as yes is to...?
Answer: Affirmative If you said "Positive" you're wrong.
Riddle:
When is a ship at sea not on the water?
Answer: When she is on fire.
