Riddle:
What kind of bug hates Christmas?
Answer: A Humbug!
Riddle:
What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
Answer: A Hersheys baaa.
Riddle:
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Answer: Nothing! Reindeer can't talk.
Riddle:
What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
Answer: A Lepre-condo.
Riddle:
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
Answer: My pop is bigger than your pop!
Riddle:
Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
Riddle:
How many different types of gnus are there?
Answer: Two. Good gnus and bad gnus.
Riddle:
When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle:
What islands should have good singers?
Answer: The Canary islands.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?
Answer: A Christmas quacker.
Riddle:
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Riddle:
What chins are never shaved?
Answer: Sea Urchins.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle:
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Answer: A frog, he croaks every night!
Riddle:
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Riddle:
Roses are red, Violets are blue; And I'm forever saying: I love you. What am I?
Answer: A Valentine.
Riddle:
Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle:
Who is the meanest goat in the west?
Answer: Billy the Kid.
