Riddle:
What chins are never shaved?
Answer: Sea Urchins.
Riddle:
Roses are red, Violets are blue; And I'm forever saying: I love you. What am I?
Answer: A Valentine.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle:
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Riddle:
What is it that is full all day and empty at night?
Answer: Shoes.
Riddle:
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
Riddle:
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
Answer: My pop is bigger than your pop.
Riddle:
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Answer: A platypus.
Riddle:
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle:
Who is the meanest goat in the west?
Answer: Billy the Kid.
Riddle:
Which is the oldest tree?
Answer: The elder.
Riddle:
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle:
Other than being colors, what do the words orange, silver, and purple have in common?
Answer: There are no words in the English language that rhyme with them.
Riddle:
How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle:
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle:
When is a clock dangerous?
Answer: When it runs down and strikes.
Riddle:
Why is a bubble like a bruise?
Answer: Because it comes from a blow.
Riddle:
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle:
What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle:
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.
