Riddle:
Two teams were playing soccer against each other. One player from Team One scored a hat trick (triple goal). Their teammates were very happy. But when he scored the fourth goal, their teammates scolded him instead. How could this be possible?
Answer: The player scored an own goal.
Riddle:
What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
Answer: Why do you always have to be RIGHT.
Riddle:
What did one water glass say to the other water glass when they fell off the table?
Answer: Nothing. They just cracked up.
Riddle:
What's tall, Italian, and covered in pepperoni?
Answer: The leaning tower of Pizza.
Riddle:
If you have 10 peaches and take 7 peaches away, how many do you have?
Answer: 7, you took 7 peaches away with you. Duhhhhh
Riddle:
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I?
Answer: A snake.
Riddle:
Where do crayons go on vacation?
Answer: Color-ado.
Riddle:
What is full of holes and can still hold water?
Answer: A sponge.
Riddle:
What does a pickle say when it wants to enter a poker game?
Answer: "Dill me in."
Riddle:
How do you spell the word 'Panda' in two letters?
Answer: P and A P(and)a.
Riddle:
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive?
Answer: 9. All but nine die.
Riddle:
Why is a crash of thunder like a jeweler?
Answer: Because both make the ear-ring.
Riddle:
What do octopuses take on camping trips?
Answer: Tent-acles.
Riddle:
Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
Answer: Because she is still alive!
Riddle:
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?
Answer: An icicle.
Riddle:
What does SCHOOL stand for?
Answer: Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Life.
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Riddle:
What nut has a hole and is squishy?
Answer: Doughnut
Riddle:
A man flipped a coin 9 times and every single time it landed on heads. If the man flipped the coin again, what is the chance that it lands on heads?
Answer: 50%. It's always 50%.
