Riddle:
What kind of garden does a baker have?
Answer: A flour garden!
Riddle:
A man walked into a room, and there were three doors. The first door had a sign which read "Lion's Den." The second door had a sign which read "Mountain Top." The third door had no sign, yet the man knew exactly where it went. How is that possible?
Answer: The third door is the door that the man entered through.
Riddle:
What shoes do Ninjas wear?
Answer: Sneak-ers
Riddle:
What type of Martial Arts does Winnie the Pooh do?
Answer: Kung Pooh.
Riddle:
What is your name spelled backward?
Answer: eman ruoy.
Riddle:
What do you call a cow that lost its calf?
Answer: De-calf-inated.
Riddle:
Seven kids are in line for a carnival ride. Third, in line is Joe, and two spots ahead of him are Kylie. Seventh in line is Kate, in front of Kate is Rylie, behind Joe is Chris, Elizabeth is ahead of John in line. What is the order of the line?
Answer: 1. Kylie 2. Elizabeth 3. Joe 4. Chris 5. John 6. Rylie 7. Kate.
Riddle:
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
Answer: Do you know a good place to get a bite?
Riddle:
Why should you never tell a secret at a farm?
Answer: The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk (Beans talk)!
Riddle:
What do cows give after an earthquake?
Answer: Milk shakes.
Riddle:
What can chew, but can't eat?
Answer: A train.
Riddle:
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
Answer: A Doll.
Riddle:
Where do cows go for fun?
Answer: The moo-vies!
Riddle:
Why did the radish turn red?
Answer: It saw the salad dressing.
Riddle:
What is a mouse' favorite type of house?
Answer: Cottage cheese!
Riddle:
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Answer: Real rocks are too heavy!
Riddle:
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Answer: Because it said "concentrate."
Riddle:
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle:
Where can happiness always be found?
Answer: In the dictionary.
Riddle:
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
