Riddle:
What is it that smells most in a perfume shop?
Answer: The nose.
Riddle:
When is the moon heaviest?
Answer: When it is full.
Riddle:
When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?
Answer: When it's two to two.
Riddle:
What causes no pain or sorrow, but makes anybody weep?
Answer: An onion.
Riddle:
If it takes 3 people to dig 1 hole how many people does it takes for 1/2 an hole?
Answer: You can't dig 1/2 an hole because once you begin to dig it is an hole.
Riddle:
How do you keep someone in suspense?
Answer: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Riddle:
1. Thomas was caught stealing 27 times in one year, yet he was never arrested. How come?
2. A truck driver went three blocks the wrong way down a one-way street without breaking the law. How come?
3. Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. How come?
Answer: 1. Thomas was a baseball player and was stealing bases.
2. The truck driver was walking.
3. The teacher was in an orphanage school.
Riddle:
Why did everybody like to go out to eat with the librarian?
Answer: She could always book a reservation.
Riddle:
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Answer: A baseball team.
Riddle:
Where do fish keep their money?
Answer: In the river bank.
Riddle:
A man walked into a room, and there were three doors. The first door had a sign which read "Lion's Den." The second door had a sign which read "Mountain Top." The third door had no sign, yet the man knew exactly where it went. How is that possible?
Answer: The third door is the door that the man entered through.
Riddle:
What key is playful?
Answer: A Mon-key.
Riddle:
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
Answer: They use snail polish.
Riddle:
What flower would remind you of a certain animal that took a great deal of care about its appearance?
Answer: A dandelion (dandy lion).
Riddle:
What are ghost's favorite pants to wear?
Answer: Boo-jeans.
Riddle:
What two words can open doors for you for the rest of your life?
Answer: Push and pull!
Riddle:
Where do books sleep?
Answer: Between their covers.
Riddle:
What is the worst weather for rats and mice?
Answer: When it rains cats and dogs.
Riddle:
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Answer: Because he was a boar.
