Riddle:
Which word is the odd one out: First, Second, Third, Forth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, and Eighth?
Answer: Forth, is incorrectly spelled. It should be Fourth.
Riddle:
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Answer: Real rocks are too heavy!
Riddle:
How do you make "one" disappear?
Answer: Add a "g" and your Gone !
Riddle:
You must keep this thing, its loss will affect your brothers. For once yours is lost, it will soon be lost by others. What is it?
Answer: Your Temper.
Riddle:
Even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it.
What is it?
Answer: It is your word.
Riddle:
When was beef the highest that it has ever been?
Answer: When the cow jumped over the moon.
Riddle:
What is heavy forwards, and NOT backwards?
Answer: Ton. Ton is heavy, and backwards it spells "not".
Riddle:
Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
Answer: No they prefer bat-minton.
Riddle:
There was a farmer making his way to the market with a fox, a chicken, and some grain. He came to a clearing with a stream. He saw a boat nearby, but he could only take one of his items with him. He knew if he took the grain, and left the fox and chicken, the fox would eat the chicken., and if he took the fox, the chicken would eat the grain. How do you get all of them across?
Answer: You take the chicken across, and then go back for the fox. While you are dropping off the fox, take the chicken back, and then get the grain, and take it across. Then go back and get the chicken. Share this with your friends!
Riddle:
What wears a cap, but has no head?
Answer: A bottle has a neck but no head and wears a cap.
Riddle:
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Answer: Because Noah sat on the deck.
Riddle:
A mountaineer enters town by llama on Friday, staying there for 3 days before leaving. He leaves on Wednesday. How could this be?
Answer: His llama is called Wednesday.
Riddle:
When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?
Answer: When it's two to two.
Riddle:
What do you call two banana peals?
Answer: Slippers!
Riddle:
What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
Answer: Cheer-ios!
Riddle:
What is it that smells most in a perfume shop?
Answer: The nose.
Riddle:
When is the moon heaviest?
Answer: When it is full.
Riddle:
What instrument can be heard but not seen?
Answer: Your voice.
Riddle:
Why was the baseball player's food always dirty?
Answer: He always stepped on the plate.
