Riddle:
John bet Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees but loses the bet. Why did Tom lose the bet?
Answer: John said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Riddle:
Can girafffes have babies?
Answer: No, they can only have giraffes.
Riddle:
Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg.
Why not?
Answer: Penguins only live in Antarctica.
Riddle:
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer: I'm not shore.
Riddle:
I'm flat when I'm new. I'm fat when you use me. I release my gas when something sharp touches me. What am I?
Answer: A balloon.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
Answer: A Sour Puss.
Riddle:
You are in a haunted house. But this is an advanced haunted house. The haunted house has electricity. There are three doors. One door leads to a tiger that hasn't eaten for 3 months. Another door leads to an electric chair that has electricity this time. And the last door has a man waiting to chop your head off. Which door do you go through?
Answer: Duh, the door that leads to the tiger that hasn't eaten for three months because wouldn't he have starved to death by now?
Riddle:
I go up, but I never come down. What am I?
Answer: Your age!
Riddle:
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Answer: So, what's your point?
Riddle:
Why did the football team go to the bank?
Answer: To get a quarter back!
Riddle:
As I was going to the fair, I saw a man with golden hair. He had 3 sons each with another one. How many people were going to the fair?
Answer: One. Just me because I met the others on the way to the fair.
Riddle:
I have hands, but I cannot clap. What am I?
Answer: A clock!
Riddle:
What kind of a band, never plays music?
Answer: A rubber band!
Riddle:
What is in front of a woman and at the end of a cow?
Answer: The letter W.
Riddle:
Tricia's mother has 4 kids north, south and east. What is the last child's name?
Answer: Tricia.
Riddle:
Ice melts when heated up. But I solidify when I'm heated up. What am I?
Answer: An egg.
Riddle:
You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland. Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island. Explain how the tractor got there?
Answer: It was driven over in winter, when the lake was frozen.
Riddle:
Imagine you are in a room, with no doors windows, or anything. How do you get out?
Answer: Stop imagining.
Riddle:
Fashions change but what can a person wear that is never out of style?
Answer: A smile.
Riddle:
David is 5 years old. Fred is 4 years old. Alina is also 5 years old. Daniel is 6 years old. Valentina is 9. How old is Ronnie?
Answer: Ronnie is 6 because each person's age is the same as the number of letters in their name.
