Riddle:
A man who lived on the top floor of a twenty story building had to go up and down daily for work, and of course, for food and the other necessities. On most days he could only ride the elevator to the fifteenth story, and he would have to walk the rest of the way. When it rained, however, he could ride all the way up to the twentieth story. Why?
Answer: The man wasn't tall enough to reach the button for the 20th floor. He could only reach the 15th story button on the elevator. When it rained, he brought his umbrella, and used it to press the 20th story button on the elevator.
Riddle:
You don't have me when you're born, but you have me after. But a few years later, I leave again, and you don't have me anymore. But I don't stay away permanently, and I come back in different form. What am I?
Answer: Teeth.
Riddle:
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
Answer: Two. The two you took.
Riddle:
You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off.
What color are the bus driver's eyes?
Answer: If your eyes are green, the answer is green. If your eyes are brown, the answer is brown, etc.
Riddle:
If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?
Answer: None. The rest of the crows flew away when they heard the gunshot.
Riddle:
What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Riddle:
I'm always in charge, I'm never in debt. I'm known as the first amongst all my kind. I'm found within cars, But never in buses. I'm not used in Mexico, I'm used in Palestine.
What am I?
Answer: The letter A.
Riddle:
Sally has four classes, Science, Math, English Language Arts, and History. She had a test in every class and wanted to have some fun, so she did all of her tests in French. When she received her tests back, only one teacher could understand her work. If none of Sally's teachers spoke French, which teacher was able to understand the test and how did they understand it?
Answer: The Math teacher, because numbers are the same in French as they are in English.
Riddle:
When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed as when I go astray.
What am I?
Answer: A fart.
Riddle:
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest?
Answer: You, hopefully.
Riddle:
What do you call a robot that takes the longest route?
Answer: R2-dtour.
Riddle:
I'm under your face,
I'm outside your mind;
A biological case,
Pressure brings pain sometimes.
What am I?
Answer: Your skull.
Riddle:
What fruit loves to go crazy and wild?
Answer: Bananas.
Riddle:
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
Answer: The letter N.
Riddle:
What nationality is Santa?
Answer: North Polish.
Riddle:
I am hollow, I die if you touch me. What am I?
Answer: A bubble!
Riddle:
If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?
Answer: 64. The space that comes after the 64th spoke, would be just before the first spoke.
Riddle:
How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET." Did you say 26?
Riddle:
Who is bigger: Mrs. Bigger, Mr. Bigger, or their 4-year-old son?
Answer: The son because he is a little Bigger!
