Riddle:
I hit the tall miss the small. In a flash I am gone. What am I?
Answer: Lightning.
Riddle:
What has four eyes and runs south?
Answer: The Mississippi River.
Riddle:
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Answer: It felt crummy.
Riddle:
Why did the belt go to jail?
Answer: For holding up a pair of pants.
Riddle:
What kind of bars won't keep a prisoner in jail?
Answer: Chocolate bars.
Riddle:
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What is it?
Answer: It is a Stapler.
Riddle:
What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
Answer: A deck of cards.
Riddle:
What does S-H-O-P spell? What does P-R-O-P spell? What does C-R-O-P spell? What does D-R-O-P spell? What do you do at a green light?
Answer: Go.
Riddle:
I am big on Saturday and Sunday. Small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I'm not on Monday or Friday. What am I?
Answer: The letter S.
Riddle:
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
Answer: K9P (you'll get it eventually).
Riddle:
Are you smart? "Yes". How do you spell it? "_____"
Answer: "I-t".
Riddle:
What word is right when pronounced wrong, but is wrong when pronounced right?
Answer: The answer is wrong think about it.
Riddle:
What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed?
Answer: Paw-jamas
Riddle:
If you drop the soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Answer: It depends on the floor.
Riddle:
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?
Answer: An echo!
Riddle:
I'm always in front of you but you can never see me. What am I?
Answer: The future.
Riddle:
John has 10 siblings 4 boys and 6 girls he has a mother and father. How many people are in the family?
Answer: 13 people are in the family John+his 10 siblings+his mom and dad.
Riddle:
I am a fruit. If you take away the first letter of my name I become a crime. Take away the first two letters of my name I become an animal. Take away the first and last letter of my name and I become a form of music. What am I?
Answer: Grape.
Riddle:
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
