Riddle: An evil scientist traps you in a room with 3 exits. He gives you a firecracker for a weapon. The first exit has loop-spawning zombies. The second exit has a Chinese legend monster. The third exit has a million spike traps that always activate all the time. Which door should you choose to get out safely?
Answer: Door/Exit 2. Reason 1: because it says the monster is a legend so it doesn't exist. Reason 2: even if it exists, it's scared of firecrackers so just throw the firecracker into the room before going so the monster stays out of your way.