Riddle: A farmer is hungry, so he cooks up some sausages and gives them to his kids. His kids ask him why he does not take off the cowboy hat that he has on but he will not take it off. But as soon as the girl is going to eat the sausages, he says "NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED" and then he snatches the sausage and runs away. Why?
Answer: The farmer had a fight with a pig and it bit off his ear which made him angry so he made the pig into sausages for his kids. He does not want his kids to know that he has no ear so he does not take off the cowboy hat. But when he gives the sausages to the girl, he sees his ear sticking out of the sausage. So she is not allowed to eat it and he must get the sausage to the doctor so they can put it back on.
Riddle: A girl wakes up in the dark because she can hear her mom crying HELP I AM DYING from the bathroom. But when she goes to find out what is wrong she finds out that her mom is alive after all.... but how?
Answer: Her mom was washing her hair but she couldnt see in the dark and used up some hair die by accident.
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Riddle: A grandpa and a mom and dad and their kids (a girl of 12 and a boy of 8 and a baby of 2 years old) are in a room. The grandpa is the oldest (because he is dead and this is at his funeral)... but who is the youngest?
Answer: The grandpa... because he is a baby ghost now!
Who is the youngest Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
