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Riddle Count: 1588
Riddle: My first is in wield, sever bones and marrow. My second is in blade, forged in cold steel. My third is in arbalest, and also in arrows. My fourth is in power, plunged through a shield. My fifth is in honour, and also in vows My last will put an end to it all. What am I?
Answer: A weapon!
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Riddle: There is a lamp inside a photography darkroom. When the darkroom door is closed, it is impossible to tell from outside the room whether or not the lamp is on. There are two switches outside the door of the darkroom. One or both of the switches may control the lamp. It also could be that neither of the switches controls the lamp. All you know is that the light bulb is currently off and that the lamp and bulb are in working condition. The darkroom door is closed and once you open the door you cannot touch either of the switches. If you can only open the dark room door one time, how can you tell which switches, if any, control the lamp?
Answer: Turn the first switch on and leave it on for ten minutes. After ten minutes, turn that switch off and turn the second switch on. Open the darkroom door, and lightly (in case it is hot) touch the bulb. If the lamp is on, and the bulb is quite hot, both switches work the lamp. If the lamp is on, and the bulb is cool, the second switch controls the lamp. If the lamp is off, and the bulb is hot, switch one controls the lamp. If the lamp is off, and the bulb is cool, neither switch controls the lamp.
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Riddle: I’m filled with air and hide under your seat; sit down, and I’ll give you a treat. What am I?
Answer: A whoopee cushion. A classic prank tool, it’s a staple of April Fools' Day mischief.
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Riddle: Formed long ago, yet made today, Employed while others sleep. What none would freely give away. Nor any wish to keep. What is it?
Answer: A bed.
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Riddle: Which is the biggest jam in the world?
Answer: A traffic jam.
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Riddle: What is a computer virus?
Answer: A terminal illness.
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Riddle: The man that builds it doesn't use it. The man that needs it doesn't know it. The man that wants it doesn't sell it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin/casket.
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Riddle: It keeps something that cannot be kept, And wakes you when you have slept. It may go slow or stop at times, But even then it chimes.  What is it?
Answer: An alarm clock. “It keeps something that cannot be kept”: Time can’t be held; a clock only measures it as it slips by. “And wakes you when you have slept”: The alarm rings to wake you. “It may go slow or stop at times”: Clocks can run slow or stop (dead battery, mechanical hiccup). “But even then it chimes”: Many clocks still chime or ring on the hour/alarm, even if their timekeeping isn’t perfect. 
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Riddle: A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he is 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
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Riddle: Sometimes I am loud and viewed with distaste. Poke out my eye, then I'm on the front of your face. What am I?
Answer: A noise, remove the "eye" aka "i" and you get a nose.
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