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Riddle Count: 1559
Riddle: Formed long ago, yet made today, Employed while others sleep. What none would freely give away. Nor any wish to keep. What is it?
Answer: A bed.
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Riddle: Which is the biggest jam in the world?
Answer: A traffic jam.
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Riddle: What is a computer virus?
Answer: A terminal illness.
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Riddle: The man that builds it doesn't use it. The man that needs it doesn't know it. The man that wants it doesn't sell it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin/casket.
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Riddle: What do you call a fly without wings?
Answer: A walk. Another popular answer: A Zipper.
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Riddle: It keeps something that cannot be kept, And wakes you when you have slept. It may go slow or stop at times, But even then it chimes. What is it?
Answer: An alarm clock.
“It keeps something that cannot be kept”: Time can’t be held; a clock only measures it as it slips by. “And wakes you when you have slept”: The alarm rings to wake you. “It may go slow or stop at times”: Clocks can run slow or stop (dead battery, mechanical hiccup). “But even then it chimes”: Many clocks still chime or ring on the hour/alarm, even if their timekeeping isn’t perfect.
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Riddle: A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he is 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
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Riddle: Sometimes I am loud and viewed with distaste. Poke out my eye, then I'm on the front of your face. What am I?
Answer: A noise, remove the "eye" aka "i" and you get a nose.
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Riddle: What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?
Answer: Night and Day!
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Riddle: A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?
Answer: She had already put sugar in it and when she tasted the new tea it was already sweet.
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