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Riddle: A man runs along a hall with a piece of paper. When the lights flicker, he drops to his knees and begins to cry. Why?
Answer: He is running to deliver a pardon, and the flickering lights indicate the convict to be pardoned has just been electrocuted.
Riddle: I have two rings. I move by request. If the mixture is not right, I just sit at rest. What am I?
Answer: I am a Piston.
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Riddle: How do you send Easter Cards?
Answer: By hare mail!
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Riddle: I give you a group of three. One is sitting down, and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns. What are the three things?
Answer: Stove, fire, and smoke.
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Riddle: King Tut died 120 years after King Eros was born. Their combined age when they died was 100 years. King Eros died in the year 40 B.C. In what year was King Tut born?
Answer: King Tut was born in 20 B.C. There were 120 years between the birth of King Eros and the death of King Tut, but since their ages amounted to only 100 years, there must have been 20 years when neither existed. This would be a period between the death of King Eros, 40 B.C., and the birth of King Tut, 20 B.C.
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Riddle: What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Answer: Nothing! Reindeer can't talk.
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Riddle: What kind of bug hates Christmas?
Answer: A Humbug!
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Riddle: My head and tail both equal are, My middle slender as a bee. Whether I stand on head or heel Is quite the same to you or me. But if my head should be cut off, The matter's true, though passing strange Directly I to nothing change. What Am I?
Answer: The figure eight.
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Riddle: Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What's going on here?
Answer: A strike was thrown in ten pin bowling.
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Riddle: Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
Answer: Because he is still alive! He is not dead
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