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Riddle: A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
Answer: None. A pear tree does not bear plums
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Riddle: A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimey all throughout. What are we?
Answer: Your nose.
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Riddle: A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three. Break the walls, eat the borders, then throw away me. What am I?
Answer: A Peanut.
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Riddle: What kind of can never needs a can opener?
Answer: A Pelican
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Riddle: I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
Answer: Tomorrow or the future.
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Riddle: My first is a number, my second another, And each, I assure you, will rhyme with the other. My first you will find is one-fifth of my second, And truly my whole a long period reckoned. Yet my first and my second (nay, think not I cozen), When added together will make but two dozen. How many am I?
Answer: Four Score.
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Riddle: Two heads are better than one. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Paddle your own canoe.
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Riddle: Which would see most clearly in total darkness? A bat, a tiger, or an owl.
Answer: None. In total darkness it is impossible to see anything.
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Riddle: The squeaking wheel gets the grease. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer: Silence is golden.
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Riddle: Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
Answer: His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.
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