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Riddle Count: 80
Riddle: I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. I can make you clean or filthy. You can ride on me, or I can glide on you. Sharp I am mean, dull I am cruel. What am I?
Answer: A Razor. (Razor is also a brand of scooters).
Neither nice, nor mean Riddle Meme.
Neither nice, nor mean Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Every night, you tell me to be bold. Every morning, I do as I'm told. And yet, I never escape your scold. What am I?
Answer: An alarm clock.
Told to be bold Riddle Meme.
Told to be bold Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: It's 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. What do you open first?
Answer: Your eyes.
It's 7 am you are asleep riddle Riddle Meme.
It's 7 am you are asleep riddle Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: There are only 2 things in the world that I HATE. One is Hat. The other is___?
Answer: Ate. There are only 2 three letter words to can make without scrambling the word Hate.
A new play on words Riddle Meme.
A new play on words Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: At night they come without being fetched, and by day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
Answer: The stars.
Ancient Riddle #1 Riddle Meme.
Ancient Riddle #1 Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Answer: Aye Matey.
Old Pirate Riddle Meme.
Old Pirate Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Why can't pigs look up?
Answer: They don't need to. Truffles are in the floor!
piggy neck Riddle Meme.
piggy neck Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What do you call a rope with a pet orange?
Answer: A Clemen-Twine!
Pet Orange Riddle Meme.
Pet Orange Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: John's height is six feet. After school he works at a butcher's shop. Every morning he runs 5 miles and have 60 grams of protein. For lunch he enjoys a hearty steak. He is a college sophomore football prodigy, with size 11 shoes. What does he weigh?
Answer: More than 200 lbs, but his job is meat.
Football star Riddle Meme.
Football star Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: My first four letters describe a bouncy toy. My last four letters mean crazy. I am both tall and short, long and narrow. I scream when you poke me. What am I?
Answer: A balloon.
A bouncy toy Riddle Meme.
A bouncy toy Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.