Riddle: There was a very rich woman who lived in a circular house. She was so rich that she had a mansion with diamond chandeliers in every room, a diamond table, a movie theater room, a spa room, her own private skating rink, 4 antique cars, a maid, a butler, a chef, a dog, a cat, and much more. One day one of her cars was missing. She asked the butler and he said he was making her bed. She asked the maid and she said I was dusting corners. She asked the chef and he said I was making breakfast. She asked the dog and he said woof. She asked the cat and she said meow. Who did it?
Answer: The maid. It's a circular house and she said I was dusting corners.
Riddle: A husband and a wife go to a private vacation on an island and decide to go bungee jumping. At the scene the husband killed his wife, then went home. A few days later, the police called and said, " Your wife is dead." He went to his vacation spot and he was arrested. The husband left no evidence, no one was there to tell the police, there were no security cameras, there was nothing. How did the police know to arrest him?
Answer: The police never told him the address, so, when he got there, he was arrested.