Riddle:
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: Because it ran out of Juice.
Riddle:
Why didn't the car feel well?
Answer: It had gas.
Riddle:
What do spiders like with their hamburgers?
Answer: French flies.
Riddle:
What do you call unhappy cranberries?
Answer: Blueberries.
Riddle:
Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
Answer: On their feet.
Riddle:
How does the moon cut his hair?
Answer: E-clipse it!
Riddle:
What do mathematics teachers like to eat?
Answer: Pi.
Riddle:
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Answer: Jellyfish!
Riddle:
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Answer: A box of quackers!
Riddle:
Why do cows wear bells?
Answer: Because their horns don't work.
Riddle:
Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?
Answer: They wanted to lie low.
Riddle:
Why did the credit card go to jail?
Answer: It was guilty as charged.
Riddle:
What do you call a cow's bedtime stories?
Answer: Dairy tales.
Riddle:
What sweets do geologists like?
Answer: Rock candy.
Riddle:
What's a pizzas favorite game?
Answer: Dominos.
Riddle:
What do you call a bear with no ear?
Answer: A b!
Riddle:
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
Answer: A chicken that plucks itself.
Riddle:
Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Answer: Because he was a great web designer.
Riddle:
What did the traffic lights say to the cars?
Answer: “Don’t look I’m changing!”
