Riddle:
Why didn't the turkey finish its dessert?
Answer: Because it was stuffed.
Riddle:
How do monkeys make toast?
Answer: They put it under the g'rilla
Riddle:
Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
Answer: He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.
Riddle:
What bird is always out of breath?
Answer: A puffin.
Riddle:
Where do bedtime books sleep?
Answer: Under their covers.
Riddle:
How do spiders communicate?
Answer: Through the worldwide web.
Riddle:
What do Spanish-speaking sheep say at Christmas time?
Answer: Fleece Navidad.
Riddle:
What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
Answer: A flying sorcerer!
Riddle:
Where do you take a sick boat?
Answer: To the dock!
Riddle:
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
Answer: An onion ring.
Riddle:
What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?
Answer: A broken drum. You just can't beat it!
Riddle:
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
Answer: To day scare!
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Riddle:
What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
Answer: Sandwitch.
Riddle:
What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
Answer: The web is the trick and you are the treat.
Riddle:
Where do cows go to dance?
Answer: The Meatball.
Riddle:
What kind of music can you hear in space?
Answer: A nept-tune.
Riddle:
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Answer: Because if they drop them, they will break.
Riddle:
What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
Answer: An ant-eater!
Riddle:
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Answer: Jumping to a conclusion.
