Riddle:
What language do chimpanzees speak?
Answer: Chimp-anese.
Riddle:
What do you give a sick pig?
Answer: An "oinkment"
Riddle:
What do you call a naughty turkey?
Answer: Dinner.
Riddle:
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny.
Riddle:
What did the computer eat on the moon?
Answer: Spacebars!
Riddle:
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Answer: Because they have two left feet.
Riddle:
Why are police officers so strong?
Answer: Because they can hold up traffic.
Riddle:
What position do pigs play on the baseball field?
Answer: Short-stop.
Riddle:
Why was the pig a bad teammate?
Answer: He was a ball hog.
Riddle:
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Answer: Dead Siri-ous.
Riddle:
What do you call a polar bear at the beach?
Answer: Sandy Claws!
Riddle:
What kind of music does a blacksmith like?
Answer: Heavy metal!
Riddle:
Where should you put a noisy dog?
Answer: In a barking lot!
Riddle:
Where does the smart butter go?
Answer: On the honor roll.
Riddle:
What happened when the crooks fell into the ocean?
Answer: They started a crime wave.
Riddle:
What do bumblebees put in the bathtub first?
Answer: Their bee-hinds.
Riddle:
What did one slug say to the other slug?
Answer: I'll get you next slime.
Riddle:
What does a clam do on his birthday?
Answer: He shell-ebrates!
Riddle:
Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer: So he could crash.
Riddle:
Why did Mama Duck scold her goslings?
Answer: For eating quackers in bed.
