Riddle:
What pen should never be used for writing?
Answer: A pig-pen.
Riddle:
Where do jellyfish sleep?
Answer: In tent-acles.
Riddle:
Why did the sherriff arrest the cook?
Answer: Because he was beating the eggs.
Riddle:
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, what does that make you?
Answer: An iWitness!
Riddle:
Why did the robber take a bath?
Answer: He wanted to make a clean get away!
Riddle:
Where do burgers like to dance?
Answer: At a meatball!
Riddle:
Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
Answer: Because he knew how to handle batter(s).
Riddle:
What do you call a ghost without a host?
Answer: G.
Riddle:
What did the balloon say to the pin?
Answer: Hi, Buster.
Riddle:
Why did the golfer change his socks?
Answer: He had a hole-in-one.
Riddle:
What toys do baby snakes take to bed?
Answer: Their rattles.
Riddle:
Why did the creators of smore's name it that?
Answer: Because after you eat one you want some -more.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a roach and a rabbit?
Answer: Bugs Bunny.
Riddle:
Why do birds fly south?
Answer: Because it's too far to walk.
Riddle:
Why did the doctor switch jobs?
Answer: He lost his patients
Riddle:
Why is it dangerous to play cards in the wild?
Answer: Because of all of the cheetahs.
Riddle:
Why did the man shoot the clock?
Answer: He was killing time.
Riddle:
How do elephants speak to each other?
Answer: On 'elephones.
Riddle:
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Answer: Spare-ribs!
Riddle:
When are cooks cruel?
Answer: When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
