Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Answer: Jurassic pork!
Riddle:
Did you hear that David lost his ID in a holiday?
Answer: Now we just have to call him 'Dav'.
Riddle:
Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?
Answer: It doesn't want to come out spotless.
Riddle:
Why are Tooth Fairies so smart?
Answer: They gather a lot of wisdom teeth.
Riddle:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Answer: Because it was two-tired!
Riddle:
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
Answer: To cover its buttquack.
Riddle:
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Answer: Towels.
Riddle:
Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
Answer: It used fowl language.
Riddle:
What do you call a foot that is about to step on to the ground?
Answer: A footstep!
Riddle:
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle:
What do you call a little bear who never takes a bath?
Answer: Winnie-the-Phew!
Riddle:
Why did the prisoner take a shower before he broke out of jail?
Answer: He wanted to make a clean getaway
Riddle:
Why did the outlaw go to the river?
Answer: He heard it had two banks.
Riddle:
Who does the ocean date?
Answer: It goes out with the tide.
Riddle:
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
Answer: A spelling bee.
Riddle:
What happens when a sea monster gets angry?
Answer: It causes a comm-ocean.
Riddle:
Who is the boss in the dairy factory?
Answer: The big cheese.
Riddle:
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because it got stuck in the crack.
Riddle:
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Answer: Sorry, you're not my type.
Riddle:
What bird is very rude?
Answer: A mocking bird.
