Riddle:
What is the worst weather for rats and mice?
Answer: When it rains cats and dogs.
Riddle:
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Answer: A baseball team.
Riddle:
What type of music are balloons scared of?
Answer: Pop Music!
Riddle:
Why is the refrigerator a private place?
Answer: Because the salad is dressing.
Riddle:
What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?
Answer: A toiletry. (Toilet-Tree)
Riddle:
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Answer: "Please close the door, I'm dressing".
Riddle:
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Answer: Mud-donna.
Riddle:
What do you call a cow that lost its calf?
Answer: De-calf-inated.
Riddle:
What happenes when you roast a Barbie?
Answer: It becomes Barbie-Que.
Riddle:
My friend asked, "What rhymes with orange?".
Answer: I said, "No it doesn't".
Riddle:
How do you make a hamburger smile?
Answer: Pickle it gently.
Riddle:
What do cows give after an earthquake?
Answer: Milk shakes.
Riddle:
Why did the bicycle never cross the finish line?
Answer: He was two-tired.
Riddle:
What did the Lemon say to the doctor?
Answer: I need lemon-aide.
Riddle:
Where do cows go for fun?
Answer: The moo-vies!
Riddle:
Why did the radish turn red?
Answer: It saw the salad dressing.
Riddle:
What is a mouse' favorite type of house?
Answer: Cottage cheese!
Riddle:
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Answer: Because it said "concentrate."
Riddle:
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle:
What did the two dolphins say after not seeing each other for so long?
Answer: "Long time no sea."
