Riddle:
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Answer: Because it was soda pressing.
Riddle:
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
Answer: "Sorry we don't serve food here".
Riddle:
What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
Answer: Graaaaaaaains!
Riddle:
How do you spot a modern spider?
Answer: She has a Web Site.
Riddle:
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Answer: Is that you coffin?
Riddle:
What clothing does a house wear?
Answer: A dress. Address, get it?
Riddle:
What do you call a three humped camel?
Answer: Pregnant.
Riddle:
Why didn't the skeleton use a towel?
Answer: Because he always comes out bone dry.
Riddle:
What runs but never walks?
Answer: Water or a tap.
Riddle:
In Ancient Egypt, what music did the mummies like most?
Answer: Wrap Music.
Riddle:
What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?
Answer: Fast food.
Riddle:
Where do sheep get a hair cut?
Answer: The baa-baa shop!
Riddle:
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle:
What do you call a spy who sleeps with a blanket over his head?
Answer: An undercover agent.
Riddle:
What do you call Santa for cats?
Answer: Santa paws.
Riddle:
What is a good car for a cell phone?
Answer: A Charger.
Riddle:
How does a penguin build houses?
Answer: Igloos it together.
Riddle:
When are boys like bears?
Answer: When they're bare-footed.
Riddle:
How can you fall without getting hurt?
Answer: If you fall in LOVE!
Riddle:
Where do coal diggers play baseball?
Answer: The minor (miner) leages.
