Riddle:
What do you call a cow that plays instruments?
Answer: A moo-sician!
Riddle:
What do you call a baby rifle?
Answer: Son of a gun.
Riddle:
Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?
Answer: Because his player had the perfect pitch!
Riddle:
What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?
Answer: A hamsterjam.
Riddle:
What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
Answer: The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
Riddle:
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Answer: A bull-dozer.
Riddle:
What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
Answer: It quacked up.
Riddle:
What did the robots tombstone say?
Answer: "Rust in Peace."
Riddle:
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Answer: It couldn't take the pressure anymore?
Riddle:
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Answer: To rock in roll!
Riddle:
How does the Best Man put his kids to bed?
Answer: He tux them in.
Riddle:
What is a comedian's favorite food?
Answer: Pun-cake.
Riddle:
What happens when frogs park illegally?
Answer: They get toad.
Riddle:
What kind of music do aliens like?
Answer: Nep-tunes.
Riddle:
How does Moses make his coffee?
Answer: Hebrews it.
Riddle:
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
Answer: None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree.
Riddle:
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
Answer: She felt like he took her for granite.
Riddle:
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Answer: Because it was soda pressing.
Riddle:
How do you divide the sea in half?
Answer: With a sea saw.
Riddle:
Why did it rain Pennies?
Answer: Because there was a change in the weather.
