Riddle:
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny.
Riddle:
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Answer: He gave her a "ring".
Riddle:
What did you think about the kidnaping in the park?
Answer: Don't worry they woke him up.
Riddle:
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
Riddle:
Babies born on March 31st are easy to prank the next day. Why?
Answer: They were born yesterday.
A literal twist ties to April 1st, emphasizing the holiday’s timing and trickery.
Riddle:
What do you call a fly without wings?
Answer: A walk. Another popular answer: A Zipper.
Riddle:
Does a giraffe get a sore throat if it gets wet feet?
Answer: Yes, but not until the following week.
Riddle:
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle:
Why are elephants so smart?
Answer: Because they have lots of gray matter.
Riddle:
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mush-room.
Riddle:
I’m filled with air and hide under your seat; sit down, and I’ll give you a treat. What am I?
Answer: A whoopee cushion.
A classic prank tool, it’s a staple of April Fools' Day mischief.
Riddle:
What would you get if you crossed a giraffe with a rooster?
Answer: You'd get an animal that wakes people who live on the top floor.
Riddle:
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Answer: Three skunks eating a pickle.
Riddle:
A snail drew an s on his car. Why?
Answer: So people can see the S CAR GO.
Riddle:
What does an Aardark like on its pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies.
Riddle:
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle:
What did the pirate captain say, when his crew turned down the volume of his favorite movie/musical?
Answer: "Yaaar! This be Mute-Annie!"
Riddle:
How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves in our legs and bull on our tongues.
Riddle:
What’s the best day to monkey around with your pals? It starts with “Ape” and ends with laughs!
Answer: Ape-ril Fools' Day!
A pun on “April,” this highlights the silly, mischievous fun of the day.
Riddle:
How are a fly and a mosquito different?
Answer: A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
