Riddle:
Which species of lions do not hunt?
Answer: Dandelion.
Riddle:
Which school subject was the witch's favorite?
Answer: Spelling!
Riddle:
How do you keep someone in suspense?
Answer: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Riddle:
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
Answer: It lost it's contacts.
Riddle:
Why did everybody like to go out to eat with the librarian?
Answer: She could always book a reservation.
Riddle:
A fake noodle played Among Us. Was he a Crewmate or an Impostor?
Answer: He was an impostor, cuz fake noodle is impasta and impasta is similar to impostor.
Riddle:
Why is the obtuse angle always cranky?
Answer: Because it is never right!
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross Purell with the devil?
Answer: Hand Satanizer.
Riddle:
Where do daydreamers spend most of their time?
Answer: Riddles .com
Riddle:
Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in the mud?
Answer: He was a dirty double-crosser.
Riddle:
What shoes do Ninjas wear?
Answer: Sneak-ers
Riddle:
What type of Martial Arts does Winnie the Pooh do?
Answer: Kung Pooh.
Riddle:
What is your name spelled backward?
Answer: eman ruoy.
Riddle:
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
Answer: Do you know a good place to get a bite?
Riddle:
Why should you never tell a secret at a farm?
Answer: The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk (Beans talk)!
Riddle:
What can chew, but can't eat?
Answer: A train.
Riddle:
What happened to the burglar who broke into a calendar factory?
Answer: He got twelve months.
Riddle:
What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
Answer: Why do you always have to be RIGHT.
Riddle:
What did one water glass say to the other water glass when they fell off the table?
Answer: Nothing. They just cracked up.
