Riddle:
Holding two swords and eight spears and dressed in a cow-leather tunic, I peek through a hole in the door. What am I?
Answer: A Crab.
Riddle:
What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
Answer: A Hersheys baaa.
Riddle:
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
Answer: "I love you watts and watts."
Riddle:
A traveling circuit judge and a local constable had friendly discussions about how to handle misbehavior in their city. This involves burglars, robbers, cattle rustlers, drunks, and ladies of the night. The options they discussed were to put them in jail, run them out of town, warn them, or try to rehabilitate them with books, music, and art. Since the circuit judge traveled, much of this correspondence have to be by telegraph. One day the constable apprehended a lady of the night and telegraphed the circuit judge asking what to do. He described her as being young and having just taken the wrong path. The circuit judge wanted to respond to the constable. But when he got to the telegraph office realized he had only enough money to send one word. What one word did he send?
Answer: Horticulture.
Riddle:
What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home?
Answer: A Lepre-condo.
Riddle:
What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Answer: Nothing! Reindeer can't talk.
Riddle:
Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
Riddle:
What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
Answer: A Human Being.
Riddle:
I’m a monster who loves to jest, playing tricks is what I do best. Who am I?
Answer: Prankenstein.
This playful monster embodies the spirit of April Fools' pranksters.
Riddle:
How do you make a violin laugh?
Answer: Tell it a fiddle riddle!
Riddle:
When is a man like a snake?
Answer: When he gets rattled.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle:
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Riddle:
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Riddle:
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle:
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Answer: Assorted nuts.
Riddle:
How can you make a fly ball?
Answer: Hit him with a bat.
Riddle:
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
