Riddle:
What can a child make but not see?
Answer: Noise.
Riddle:
Which word is the odd one out: First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth?
Answer: Forth. It is incorrectly spelled.
Riddle:
A guy gets to choose how to die. He has 3 choices, one to get put in the electric chair, two to get hung, and three to get thrown into a lion pit of lions that had not eaten in one thousand years.
Which did he choose?
Answer: The lion pit because they had not eaten in one thousand years so they were already dead.
Riddle:
Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Answer: Because all of the FANS have gone home.
Riddle:
There is a pink single-story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs in a single story house.
Riddle:
You are alone in a room. But there is also a thief in the room. How?
Answer: You are the thief. Sorry to break it to you!
Riddle:
What lets you walk through walls?
Answer: Doors!
Riddle:
What changes a pear into a pearl?
Answer: The letter L.
Riddle:
In Jamaica, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through the water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit? Or will it make no difference?
Answer: 40 degrees Fahrenheit. At 20 degrees Fahrenheit the water would be ice.
Riddle:
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Answer: Tell it a scary story!
Riddle:
What sea is in space?
Answer: The galax-sea.
Riddle:
What is hard to find but easy to lose, worth more than gold but costs less than a penny?
Answer: A Friend.
Riddle:
There was a farmer who had a problem with his chicken coop, and he wanted to go check it out. When he got there he noticed that there was a rooster on top of the barn. Now the barn was shaped with a triangle-type top. But suddenly the rooster laid an egg. Which side did it roll on?
Answer: It didn't because roosters don't lay eggs.
Riddle:
What has all the letters of the alphabet but not in the correct order?
Answer: A keyboard!
Riddle:
A person dressed in black from head to toe is walking along a street. All of the street lamps are turned off. A black car is speeding behind the person, and its headlights are turned off. But somehow, the driver is able to stop the car without hitting the person. How?
Answer: It was daytime; I didn't say it was nighttime after all!
Riddle:
You have 10 fish. 5 of your fish drowned. 3 came back to life. How many fish do you have left?
Answer: Fish can't drown. (LOL I know, still easy)
Riddle:
Why would Snow White be a good judge?
Answer: Because she's the fairest in the land.
Riddle:
I have a foot, yet no legs. I have a house yet no furniture. I choose to be on the move, but moving isn't so easy. What am I?
Answer: I am a snail.
Riddle:
I went to Australia but I am still at my home. How did I go?
Answer: In my dreams.
Riddle:
In the grocery store, Sal met his only daughter's only husband's mother-in-law's only mother-in-law. Who was she?
Answer: Sal's mother. (His son-in-law's mother-in-law was his wife; her mother-in-law was Sal's mother.)
