Riddle:
Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me. What am I?
Answer: "Your word".
Riddle:
There is a pink house made of bricks, a blue house made of bricks, an orange house made of bricks. What color bricks is a greenhouse made of?
Answer: A greenhouse is made of glass or plastic, not bricks
Riddle:
If a train was on its way to Florida and it tipped over, where would they bury the survivors?
Answer: They wouldn't need to, the survivors are still alive!
Riddle:
You are a bus driver at a station. 10 get on the bus and no one gets off. You drive 10 miles to another station where 3 people get on and 1 gets off. You drive another 10 miles only to get 25 people on and 5 people go off. Next you drive 3 miles while 12 people exit the bus. You drive back to the place knowing that a couple more stops along the way untill the ride is done. At the 2nd to last station 5 people get on and 2 get off. And at the last station (5.5 miles) 25 people get on for no reason and 1 gets off. What is the bus drivers eye color?
Answer: You are the bus driver so, the answer is the color of your eyes.
Riddle:
There are ten birds sitting on a fence. You shoot one. How many are left?
Answer: None are left. All the others are scared away because of the gunshot.
Riddle:
It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh.
What is it?
Answer: Lettuce.
Riddle:
What costs more than riches but doesn't cost a penny; that's also hard to find yet easy to lose?
Answer: A friend.
Riddle:
A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
Answer: A potato.
Riddle:
I appear in every minute and second but never in a thousand months. What am I?
Answer: The letter E.
Riddle:
How do you make "one" disappear?
Answer: Add a G to it and it's gone.
Riddle:
What two whole, postive numbers have the same answer when multiplied together as when added together?
Answer: 2 and 2.
Riddle:
It is hard for me to live, but easy to die. I am only present when I am not given away. Many people know about me but not what I am. You can keep me, but it is hard. What am I?
Answer: A secret.
Riddle:
When they are caught, they are thrown away.
When they escape, you itch all day.
What are they?
Answer: Fleas.
Riddle:
Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange, and red; are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled. What am I?
Answer: I am a Rainbow.
Riddle:
I have a scent. You use me everyday. The more you use, the more you take away. What am I?
Answer: A bar of soap!
Riddle:
A man rides into town on Friday. He stays two nights. How does he leave on Tuesday?
Answer: His horse was called Friday.
Riddle:
Why can't you play hide-n-seek with chicklets?
Answer: They're always peeping.
Riddle:
There is an apple 26 feet away from the horse. The chain is 24 feet long. How will the horse get to the apple?
Answer: Easy, just walk there. The chain isn't tied to anything.
Riddle:
You are in a car hungry, thirsty, and broken. You come across three doors on the side of the road. One is full of food, one is full of glasses of water, and one is filled with millions of dollars. Which door do you open first?
Answer: Your car door.