Riddle:
I have three feet but can't walk;
I tell you things but can't talk;
Sometimes I bend but I'm mostly straight.
I'm like a scale but can't tell your weight.
What am I?
Answer: A yardstick.
Riddle:
To you, rude would I never be, Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
Answer: A dog!
Riddle:
I am four letters long, I can be seen in the sky, I am the ocean & I am the sea. Can you guess me?
Answer: The color Blue.
Riddle:
I am free yet priceless, you can't own me but you can use me, you can't keep me but you can spend me. Once you lost me you can never have me back. What am I?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
Joe is turning 17 this year, yet he turned 16 yesterday. How is this possible?
Answer: Joe's birthday is on December 31, the last day of the year. The current day was January 1st of the next year.
Riddle:
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Answer: Because he does not feel well.
Riddle:
We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Answer: Words.
Riddle:
When I'm new, I'm worthless. After I'm old and used, I'm worth hundreds, thousands, and millions. What am I?
Answer: A canvas. A blank canvas is worthless until it becomes a painting!
Riddle:
A guy was waiting at home, he swung a metal pole then took 3 left turns and on his way back home there was a masked man waiting for him. What is he doing and who is the masked man?
Answer: He is playing baseball and the masked man is the Catcher.
Riddle:
It's raining, and you pass a bus stop. There are three people there; your trustworthy friend, the love of your life, and a woman about to go into labor. Your smart car only has two seats. What do you do?
Answer: You first give your keys to your friend and let them take the woman to a hospital, then you wait for the bus with your love.
Riddle:
What is red and blue, and purple and green, No one can reach it, not even a Queen?
Answer: A Rainbow.
Riddle:
What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer: The word 'And'.
Riddle:
Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
Answer: A parachute (that didn't open)
Riddle:
I have a neck but no head. What am I?
Answer: A bottle.
Riddle:
Where can everyone sit on except you?
Answer: Your lap.
Riddle:
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What did you eat?
Answer: Corn on the cob.
Riddle:
My first four letters describe all living things. My last five letters are another word for a knight. My job is to save you, and I'm a fan of water. Who am I?
Answer: I’m a lifeguard.
Riddle:
A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimy all throughout.
What are we?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle:
On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: It was a Submarine.
Riddle:
You're in a magical bathroom with no windows and the only way things can get in and out is by an open door. You decide to have a bath so you turn on the tap, you shut the door and the handle breaks so you can't open it, you then turn off the tap and the knob breaks so water keeps coming. How do you save yourself from drowning?
Answer: Pull out the plug in the bath.
