Question: try to figure out the last 4 digits of this number....561-985- call the cops, can u figure out the last 4 digits???? the first number of the last 4 is low so there you go...
call me if u can(LOL) i mean i am a international supersyar i dont give my phone out 2 any1 that ask 4 it.........
Question: There is a man named Fred who gets on a train so after the train starts going and fred looks out the window enjoying all the scenery then it gets dark so fred gets afraid then he shot himself.
Why?
Answer: fred was going home from chicago and fred was visiting chicago because he was blind and they had a cure for blindness so he got cured and he could see so he stayed there for a little bit getting used to it then he missed his flight so he went home by train when the train went under a tunnel he thought he couldn't see anymore so there was no point in living therefor he shot himself
Question: A Blonde walks into a store and goes to the salseman.
BLONDE: Can I buy this TV sir?
SALSEMAN: No, sorry we don't sell to blondes here.
The blonde left and came back and repeated herself again.The salseman still said no. Then came back a year later and the same salseman was there.(this time the blonde dyed her hair brown and worked out alot).
BLONDE: Can I please buy this TV sir?
SALSESMAN: We don't sell to blondes here. Sorry!
How did the salseman know she was a blonde?
Answer: This is what happened next!:
BLONDE:How did you know I was a blonde girl?
SALSEMAN:It's simple, because this is a microwave not a TV!